Michael Phelps Eats For The World
Olympic legend Michael Phelps’ stomach deserves a medal! According to the NY Post, Phelps’ daily 12,000 calorie diet includes:
Breakfast: (a) three fried-egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise; (b) two cups of coffee; (c) a five-egg omelet; (d) a bowl of grits; and (e) three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar and three chocolate-chip pancakes.
Lunch: (a) a pound of enriched pasta; (b) two large ham and cheese sandwiches slathered with mayo on white bread; and (c) about 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks.
Dinner: (a) a pound of pasta; (b) an entire pizza; and (c) another 1,000 calories in energy drinks.
It should be illegal to eat like this and still have zero body fat. Write your Congressman now!
