Comedy Central’s Roast: Joan Rivers Can Suck It
Kathy Griffin hosted last night’s taping of Comedy Central’s Roast of Joan Rivers, so Popsquire had to be there.
[Bauer Griffin Online]
Both Whitney Cummings and Robin Quivers confirmed on the red carpet that jokes about Melissa Rivers were off limits, but that didn’t hinder the comedy. In addition to a handful of Michael Jackson jokes throughout the night, the roasters went for the jugular more times than Joan’s plastic surgeon.
Below is a fun preview, which (of course) includes legal references.
Robin Quivers:
“Joan, you’ve been called a bitch more times than a white guy serving a life sentence.”
Brad Garrett:
“Joan is so old, she’s f*cked more old Jews than Bernie Madoff.”
Kathy Griffin suggests that Joan release a sex tape. Then, she follows it up with:
“Sex tape is what Joan uses to prevent her vagina from sliding down her leg.”
Greg Giraldo:
“You used to look your age. Now you don’t even look your species.”
Jeff Ross:
“She’s so old that if you google her, she’s on craig’s and Schindler’s lists.”
The show airs August 9 on Comedy Central. Watch and laugh!
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Haha. Hilarious. Thanks Russell. I heart Joan Rivers after you.
ha!!! cant wait to see this!