Simon Cowell’s Ex, Terri Seymour, Attacked
As if the final song wasn”t enough to ruin the American Idol finale, a 33-year-old woman attacked Terri Seymour following last night’s show.
After asking whether Seymour was Simon’s ex-girlfriend, Janice Thibodeaux began grabbing Seymour’s neck and attempting to choke her. Thankfully, police reacted quickly, took the woman into custody, booked her on felony battery, and set bail at $32,000.
Prediction: If Thibodeaux does not have a prior record, she will plead down to a misdemeanor and avoid jail time.
PS: Choking Simon, maybe. But, Terri? That makes no sense!

