Former Project Runway Contestant Designs A Crime And Dodges A Rhyme
Kenley Collins must have decided not to “make it work” with her ex-fiance, Zak Penley…
According to the police report, Collins woke up Zak, who still lives with her despite being an ex, at about 7 a.m. Tuesday by throwing their cat at his face. Then, when he tried to leave the room, she: (a) slammed the bedroom door on his head; (b) hurled his laptop at him; (c) tossed a glass of water on his face; and (d) said, “You’re lucky, it could have been worse.”
Well, yeah, it could have been much worse. She could have married him and changed her name to “Kenley Penley.”
um, i don’t think i would tell ANYBODY if someone threw a cat in my face.