Andy Dick Is A ____!
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Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, Calif., on drug and sexual battery charges after he allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old girl’s tank top in a bar parking lot.
According to the police statement, Dick: (1) walked up to the girl; (2) grabbed her tank top and bra; and (3) pulled them down, exposing her breasts. Not surprisingly, the cops also found pot and Xanax in his pockets.
He was booked at 4:30 a.m. — and later released on $5,000 bail — for felony possession of narcotics, misdemeanor possession of marijuana and misdemeanor sexual battery.
